It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Bee jokes 01
|Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...