Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...