To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger