Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
Condom Modelling Rejection
Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery Root Drive Droptrouser, NC 22269Dear John...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Stupid Stuff 01
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”The effects are fleeting and...