If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
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what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...