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Lightbulbs and PMS!
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No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
Super Long Classic!
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I...
Why make woman beautiful?
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Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
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Terminology
Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the...
Confucius Say
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