Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...