Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
Two Dogs….
The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry… He...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...