Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has…
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work....
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...