Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?
Better relationship
|A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to...
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...