Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!