Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...