How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s...
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...