Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
How To Satisfy…
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support,...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...