Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day…
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...