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Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
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A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
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Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
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A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
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Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
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An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...