If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing…
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee’s application and notices...
Knock Knock Jokes 10
Knock Knock Who’s there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who’s...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...