The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Condom Modelling Rejection
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Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...