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What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
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Condom Modelling Rejection
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Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
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When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?
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From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
Sharing everything
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