What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Pregnancy Advice…
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather...
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...