Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...