Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
List of rules of being a guy:
Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...