Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
Wise cooking advice
|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven’t seen listed in any cookbooks.While...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...