Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET On Woman
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET Workplace Hazardous Materials InformationSystem ———————————————————————-Substance: Woman Manufacturer: God Typical Size:...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...