Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...
Bad boy
One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Poachers’ Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.