Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead...
Redneck Working on Computer
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The...
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...