From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...