Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
Top10 things men know about women…
The Top Ten Things Men Know About Women:10 9 8 7 6 5 4...