Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...