How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Very Short Lists
Very Short Lists:1) List of Golf Courses that do not allow Doctors2) List of...