Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
A work of art
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art...
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias