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Help Me Ring the Bell
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Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...