Ponytails
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You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
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The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
The math one-liners
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Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
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Constantly complaining about the temperature
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