Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
I Spy
Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at...