What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Hot croako!
|What do frogs drink?Hot croako!
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....