They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.