Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Disneyland Survey
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...
Disney Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...