Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
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The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...
Dinosaurs are talking
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A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...