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You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
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BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
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A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night…
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
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Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...