Anagrammar!
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...