A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...