Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country…
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign...
The power of shifting
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Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...