How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Power Of Observation
It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
Some beauty parlors do a great job…
Some beauty parlors do a great job.One young man followed a young womanfor twenty...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...