A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...