Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...