A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Golf Shorts-4
1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just...
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group…
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
This dog is acting bad
|While waiting for a bus, the blind man’s dog decided to go to the...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.