Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!