Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...