Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
Wendy Tatoo
Poor Billy is dating a rich girl and has no idea what to give...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!