Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Bill Clinton & Hillary
Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station....
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...