Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
Finding the right answers
Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother...
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...
Preparation for Parenthood
Preparation for ParenthoodPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books anddecorating...